NAKARA TA

  (all pictures hasil googling, keyword "NAKARA") nah kalau NAKARA TA adalah nama sabu saya...yang artinya KERTAS Entah bagaimana mereka mengkategorikan sebuah nama. Saya selalu dijelaskan tapi tidak pernah paham...hehehe... jadi panggil saja Nakara atau Elta kalau kurang terbiasa....

"Sayang," kata suami kepada istrinya, "aku mengundang temanku dan pacarnya untuk makan malam di rumah." "Apa? Apakah kamu gila? Rumah ini berantakan, saya tidak berbelanja, semua piring kotor, dan aku tidak bisa memasak makanan yang lezat!" "Aku tahu semua itu."

Once upon a time, there life a big grey hippo and a little hairy squirrel. all they do just laughing and launghing. thats why all creature in the jungle called them loney. One day, when this two bestfriend talking about something really unfunny but they keep laughing and hard to stop the big red piece of heart passed by and asked them a very simple question.       "excusme, can u both teach me how to laugh that hard. i cant do it on my own. i  had a very bad sense of  humor"

When a new pupil arrived in the music class, all the children burst out laughing. “You're in the wrong place, granddad!” someone shouted. “Quiet, children. Meet Mr Boo – I used to teach his children. They grew up a long time ago. Now Mr Boo no longer has to work, and he wants to learn the flute himself,” the teacher explained. “Can old people really learn?” the children asked in surprise.

Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender. Udah 7 tahun di Jakarta jadi bisa cakap Indonesia. Bule: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir dibawah mercy S 320." Dirjen : "Anda mau menyuap saya? ini apa-apaan? tender dah kelar kok. jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah."

Tiga pria meninggal dan masuk surga. Surga mempunyai peraturan bahwa setiap orang baik jahat maupun orang baik akan mendapat kendaraan yang pantas dengan perbuatannya. Lelaki pertama tiba dan malaikat bertanya, “Berapa tahun kamu menikah?” Jawab lelaki pertama, “20 tahun.” “Berapa kali kamu mengkhianati istrimu?”

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.” When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.